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Crayon Shin-chan: Ora's Dinosaur Diary 2024
🦕 Day 1: From Kasukabe to Cretaceous! Say whaaaa?!
Ora wa Shin-chan! And today started like any other normal day. Mama yelling about me not wearing pants (standard), me stuffing choco chips into my mouth faster than papa’s salary disappears (also standard), and then BOOM!—suddenly I’m not in Kasukabe anymore.
What happened, you ask? Hehehe... blame it on the weird machine in Professor Enchō's lab. I pressed the big red button that said “DO NOT PRESS OR ELSE” because obviously, pressing it is the only right thing to do. Next thing I know, I’m riding a time tornado, my underpants are flying, and I land… face-first… in dino poop.
Yup. I traveled back in time. Real dinosaurs. Real danger. Real itchy butt from all the dino grass.
🦖 Day 2: New Friends, Big Teeth, and Even Bigger Butts
Ora met a dinosaur today. Not just any dino—this one had a hairstyle like mama's when she forgets her curlers. I named him "Farty-Saurus" because every time he ran, he tooted. Pfft pfft BOOM! Scared away a whole pack of Velociraptors. Respect.
Also met a dino-baby. Cutest thing ever! Looked like a chicken, acted like Bo-chan. Quiet, mysterious, possibly dangerous. I think we bonded over a shared love of napping under palm trees and licking rocks. Mmm… rocks.
We found a dinosaur egg too! I tried to sit on it like a mama bird but it cracked and now there’s a tiny dino who thinks I’m his mom. Great. Another sibling. Move over, Himawari!
🌋 Day 3: Survival Tips by Shin-chan, Prehistoric Edition
Want to survive in dinosaur land? Ora's gotchu:
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Don't touch glowing plants. I did. Now my pee glows in the dark. Mama would freak.
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Use a Stegosaurus tail as a swing. But not while it's eating. I flew straight into a pterodactyl’s mouth. Thankfully I taste like wasabi peas.
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Avoid Tyrannosaurus Rexes unless you have snacks. Snacks = safety. I bribed one with choco biscuits. He cried. Said it reminded him of his dino-mama. We hugged. It got emotional.
🐣 Day 4: Ora Becomes the Dino King?!
So listen, something crazy happened. The dino baby I raised? Turns out he's not just some random prehistoric chicken nugget—he’s the heir to the dino throne! That’s right. Ora is now Shin-chan, Royal Dino Mama.
There was a ceremony. The dinos gave me a crown made of poop (I mean, "royal dung jewels"). I got to sit on a triceratops like a king. Everyone cheered. I made them do the Kasukabe Butt Dance. Even the grumpy ankylosaurus joined in.
Papa always said I’d never be king of anything except messes. Ha! Who’s the king now, huh, papa?!
🔮 Day 5: Bye Bye, Dino-Bro
All good things must end. The professor found me (through a portal in the sky shaped like Mama’s frying pan). Said it was time to go back to boring ol’ Kasukabe. Boo.
I said goodbye to my dino baby. He gave me a rock shaped like a butt. I cried a little. Told him, “Never forget your mama and always keep your tail clean.”
Then I jumped through the time hole… and landed back in Kasukabe just in time for kindergarten roll call. No one believed my story. Not even Nene-chan! I tried to show her my poop jewel crown, but it melted.
📝 Final Thoughts: Ora’s Dino Wisdom
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Dinosaurs are just like people: hungry, moody, and love a good dance.
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Never underestimate the power of a fart. Seriously.
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Even in a world of roaring beasts and giant lizards, the most powerful force… is friendship (and maybe choco biscuits).
So that’s Ora’s Dinosaur Diary 2024! Coming soon to a movie screen near you, or maybe just in your wildest dreams. Until next time…
Shin-chan, signing off with a butt wiggle and a “hee hee heee~!”